Once upon a time in there was a young man by the name of Flynn. He was very weak and powerless. However, this would all change by the hands of a very powerful wizard.

One night, Flynn decided to go boozing which was something he would never even think of doing. Little did he know who he was going to run into that night....Flynn came out of a bar stumbling, not even remembering where his car was and he heard,"Hey Flynn, follow me". Flynn didn't know any better so he went and followed this dark fellow. Flynn was too drunk to realize that he was being led down a dark alley in Harrisburg...Yikes.

To be continued.....

Its just Flynn and this mysterious person now alone in a dark alley. Flynn looks up at him and asks drunkenly," Why did you bring me down this alley you fuck, and where r we. The strange person says to flynn,"I am a Wizard and i can make your dreams come true". Flynn responds, "Really, that's cool because i have always wanted to sleep with some of my bowling buddies".

The wizard looks at flynn with a nasty look and says"forget about your bowling team, set your goals higher you fool". The wizard then takes off the hood thats been covering his face to reveal himself to Flynn.
Flynn looks up and says, "Holy shit, your JIm Queen. What do you want with me." Jim Queen was a famous bowler from jason home turf that was notorious for using sanded balls to score very well.
Jim told Jason he could make him a very good bowler if he just did two things the wizard asked...

"Take this 20 grit sandpaper, and allow me to coach you. Noone will be able to touch you with your physical game and my expert coaching. Under my tutilage, you will learn the advantages of getting your bowling ball to roll out at 30 feet, how to stall on the approach to allow the lanes to dry out more than they normally would, and the expert technique of taking a 4 step approach while only moving 3 feet on the approach. Are you willing to learn from the Wizard?"......

Flynn reaches into his jacket and pulls out a bottle of 99 bananas, takes a huge chug...Flynn says, "Fuck, 4 steps in 3 feet, holy shit...thats like hard and stuff....burp.....i would love to learn from the wizard". Flynn had no idea what was in store for him.....

The Wizard said, "Very well flynnboy, i am now your leader and you will obey my commands...Hahahahahahahah!!!!!"

Jim pulls an object out of his pocket, its a whistle....Jim blows on the whistle and something amazing, yet strange happens. A horse comes galloping into the alley out of nowhere to pick them up....The horse's face was the face of a familiar bowling buddy of Flynns....The horses face was Rick Crozier....

The Wizard pulls flynn onto the horse and they go galloping into the night. The Wizard takes Flynns hands and places them on his very own chest.

Flynn is still very intoxicated at this point and just pretends its CG, JG, or maybe even the Princess Amanda. The wizard grew very excited and Flynn became quite aware of this.

Flynn said, "What the fuck, who the hell are you? Your manhood is way to small to be that of my friends."

With the Wizard realizing that Flynn might be starting to regain consciousness, he has to act quick.............

to be continued

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